Wisdom from Will Rogers




 
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Boots
 
March 24th, 2006  
bulldogg
 
 

Topic: Wisdom from Will Rogers


1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman... neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it
back in your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the
electric fence and find out for themselves.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now
and then to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin'
it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he
started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
March 24th, 2006  
Marinerhodes
 
 
Quote:
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he
started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
*Looks around* *Shuts up*
March 24th, 2006  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Nice!
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Boots
March 25th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Will certainly had a way with words!
March 27th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahaha.
January 8th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one