tomtom22
Chief Engineer
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing fairly well for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?
Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks, barbecued ribs or sausage?
I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, hiking, or bicycling?
'No, I don't,' I said
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, ride a Harley, or have a lot of sex?
'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said
Then, why do you even give a sh!t?
