Robert
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A successful rancher died and left everything
to his devoted wife. She was
a very good-looking woman and determined to
keep the ranch, but knew very
little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad
in the newspaper for a
ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the
other a drunk. She
thought long and hard about it, and when no one else
applied she decided to
hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have
him around the house
than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who
put in long hours every
day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was
doing very well. Then
one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really
good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go
into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town
one Saturday night. One
o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two
o'clock and no hired hand.
Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon
entering the room, he found
the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a
glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my
put in long hours every
day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was
doing very well. Then
one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really
good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go
into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town
one Saturday night. One
o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two
o'clock and no hired hand.
Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon
entering the room, he found
the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a
glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my
blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did
as she directed.
as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she
asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by
her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He
slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes
in the fire light. "Now
take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he
did as he was told and
dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said,
"If you ever wear my clothes into town again,
you're fired."
(P.S. - Yeah, I didn't see it coming,
either.....)
asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by
her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He
slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes
in the fire light. "Now
take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he
did as he was told and
dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said,
"If you ever wear my clothes into town again,
you're fired."
(P.S. - Yeah, I didn't see it coming,
either.....)
