why to vote republican




 
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Boots
 
October 30th, 2004  
rotc boy
 
 

Topic: why to vote republican


One time there was a young teenage girl that was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and her father was a conservative Republican . One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to programs like welfare. He stopped her and asked her how she was doing in school. She answered that she had a 4.0 GPA. She had to study all the time, never had time to go out and party, and often went sleepless because all of the studying. She didn't have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends.

He then asked how her friend Mary, who was attending the same college, was doing. She replied that she was barely getting by. She had a 2.0 GPA, never studied, was very popular on campus and she often wouldn't show up for her classes because she was hung over.

He then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's office and ask him to take 1.0 off her 4.0 and give it to her friend that only had 2.0. That way they would both have a 3.0 GPA. Indignantly, she fired back "That wouldn't be fair. I worked really hard for my grades." ...... After a moment of totally silence she added, "You know, I guess I'll never vote as a Democrat again"
October 31st, 2004  
Bootboy82
 
Where is the punch line?
November 1st, 2004  
USAOwnz
 

Topic: Re: why to vote republican


Quote:
Originally Posted by rotc boy
One time there was a young teenage girl that was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and her father was a conservative Republican . One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to programs like welfare. He stopped her and asked her how she was doing in school. She answered that she had a 4.0 GPA. She had to study all the time, never had time to go out and party, and often went sleepless because all of the studying. She didn't have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends.

He then asked how her friend Mary, who was attending the same college, was doing. She replied that she was barely getting by. She had a 2.0 GPA, never studied, was very popular on campus and she often wouldn't show up for her classes because she was hung over.

He then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's office and ask him to take 1.0 off her 4.0 and give it to her friend that only had 2.0. That way they would both have a 3.0 GPA. Indignantly, she fired back "That wouldn't be fair. I worked really hard for my grades." ...... After a moment of totally silence she added, "You know, I guess I'll never vote as a Democrat again"
Hahahaha
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Boots
November 1st, 2004  
Patriot_1989tobeyond
 
I got it. Nice joke.
February 26th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
good joke..
March 1st, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 
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March 1st, 2007  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
This isn't that funny
March 2nd, 2007  
DTop
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by AmericanSweetheart
This isn't that funny
That's exactly the point!