Why Texas is so Great




 
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Boots
 
January 28th, 2008  
The Other Guy
 
 

Topic: Why Texas is so Great


This is sure to make all you Texans out there burst with pride

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Home to mega-factories that contribute to the highest levels of air and water pollution of any state in the Union, a cavernous income gap that leaves visitors awestruck, and an abstinence-based sex education system that has all but ensured that it will soon have the highest birth rate in the country, Texas knows that anything worth doing is worth doing big.

From the 64 once sodas that add to their #1 in the US waistlines, to the highest rates of drunk driving and citizen imprisonment to be found in America, the residents of the Lone Star State pride themselves on doing everything Texas-sized.

Boasting the largest egos and most inflated sense of self-importance in the Lower 48, Texans love to talk about how they execute the most mentally disabled criminals, send the most boys to die for the biggest foreign policy mistakes, and drag their hate crime vicitms the farthest behind the most enormous pickup trucks avaliable.


Isn't Texas beautiful?
January 28th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 
yep.................
January 29th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
LOL.........
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Boots
March 2nd, 2010  
The_FNG
 
Still, its better than Kansas.
March 2nd, 2010  
A Can of Man
 
 
Don't mess with Texas
March 2nd, 2010  
pixiedustboo
 
 
Bah.

Texas is great. *Sighs happily.*
March 2nd, 2010  
Chukpike
 
Good move start a thread in the joke section, bashing a population, so it can get by the mods. Look you don't even have to supply sources for the dumb comments because its a joke.

Let us ignore the superfund sights in New York or the Love Canal Tragedy.

http://www.epa.gov/history/topics/lovecanal/01.htm

I guess this is where they got the "I love New York" slogan or was it "New York is to die for"?
March 2nd, 2010  
The Other Guy
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chukpike
Good move start a thread in the joke section, bashing a population, so it can get by the mods. Look you don't even have to supply sources for the dumb comments because its a joke.
Good move, dig up something posted two years ago and whine about it.

Weren't poople posting things in the political thread a while back that were just chain e-mails, and calling them "jokes"?
March 2nd, 2010  
Chukpike
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Other Guy
Good move, dig up something posted two years ago and whine about it.

Weren't poople posting things in the political thread a while back that were just chain e-mails, and calling them "jokes"?
I did not "dig up" anything, three others responded before I did. If I had seen the thread two years ago my response would have been the same.
March 2nd, 2010  
A Can of Man
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chukpike
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You like doing that don't you?
Playing with balls.
I'm sure it's a hard habit to kick.
 


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