Why Skydiving is better than sex...




 
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Boots
 
January 27th, 2004  
Redleg
 
 

Topic: Why Skydiving is better than sex...


Another Skydiving joke..


Why Skydiving is better than sex...

1. You can have eight skydives a day and still want more.
2. Finding partners for skydiving is much easier - physical attraction is not as important.
3. Skydiving is much safer, no diseases and no kids.
4. Finding good partners is much easier - everyone knows in advance how good a skydiver you are.
5. It's socially acceptable to do 4-ways, 8-ways, 16-ways...
6. Everyone involved is usually satisfied or not with a skydive.
7. You can ask skydivers if they've put on weight without offending them.
8. You rarely get told by your partner(s) that they've had enough.
9. Solo skydiving is not embarrassing.
10. Everyone is ugly in freefall.

Blue Skies..
September 21st, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
I don't know..... I still like sex a hell of a lot better, and I'm Airborne.
September 21st, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
*snicker*
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Boots
September 21st, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
hehe.....
September 21st, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Nice one.
September 21st, 2006  
Marinerhodes
 
 
Yeah, I would have to say sex is better than skydiving. But then again I broke my back the last time I went for a jump.
September 23rd, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by Marinerhodes
Yeah, I would have to say sex is better than skydiving. But then again I broke my back the last time I went for a jump.
Were you using the missionary pos.... Oh wait ....never mind.