Why Parents Drink....

Why Parents Drink....
May 31st, 2007  

Topic: Why Parents Drink....

Why Parents Drink....
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.


"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"


"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the helicopter."

Alarmed, concerned, and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:

June 1st, 2007  
That was great!! I had something similar happen when I worked at a daycare
June 1st, 2007  
Team Infidel
that is funny
Why Parents Drink....
June 4th, 2007  
November 20th, 2007  
Now that is freakin funny
November 20th, 2007  
LOL!!! I love it! That was great.
November 21st, 2007  
The Other Guy
ohh... i see...
November 22nd, 2007  

Good one!
November 22nd, 2007  
Very good.

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