Why Men Can Pee Standing Up




 
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Why Men Can Pee Standing Up
 
September 27th, 2010  
Micha
 
 

Topic: Why Men Can Pee Standing Up


Why Men Can Pee Standing Up
God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over.
He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so He thought He might just as well ask them.

He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.

"It's a very handy thing," God told them,"and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a mand should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.

Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feed away - laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."

"What's it called?" asked Eve.

"Brains," said God.
September 29th, 2010  
Seehund
 
Who needs a brain when you have a willy
September 30th, 2010  
sky2979
 
 
LOL....luv it
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Why Men Can Pee Standing Up
October 8th, 2010  
Team Infidel
 
 
October 9th, 2010  
A Can of Man
 
 
My ***** does the thinking for me.
October 10th, 2010  
tomtom22
 
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by Seehund
Who needs a brain when you have a willy

Love it!
October 10th, 2010  
Korean Seaboy
 
 
My guts substituted for my brain.
Also, I love your signature, though it may be offensive to some of my Christian friends (offline)
October 18th, 2010  
Mr.Brown
 
and he went wee wee wee all the way home lol
 


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