Why I'm so tired?




 
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Boots
 
June 21st, 2004  
Uncle_Sam
 
 

Topic: Why I'm so tired?


For a couple of weeks, I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build up, poor blood or anything I could think of.
But now I have found the true reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked!
Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired!
Which leaves 133 million to do the work!
There are 85 million in school!
Which leaves 48 million to do the work!
Of this, there are 29 million employed by federal government!
Which leaves 19 million to do the work!
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Bin Laden!
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work!
Take from that total 14.800.000 who work for state and city governments!
Which leaves 1.4 million to do the work!
At any given time there is 188.000 people in hospitals!
Which leaves 1.212.000 to do the work!
As today there are 1.211.998 people in prisons!
That leaves just two people to do the work.....!
YOU and ME!
AND THERE YOU ARE SITTING ON YOUR BUTT, AT YOUR COMPUTER, READING JOKES! Nice, real nice....................
June 22nd, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
and so speaks Uncle Sam
June 23rd, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
The truth comes out.
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Boots
June 25th, 2004  
MyStIC
 
 
July 2nd, 2004  
Italian Guy
 
 
Lol
July 2nd, 2004  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 

Topic: Re: Why I'm so tired?


Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle_Sam
Which leaves 1.212.000 to do the work!
As today there are 1.211.998 people in prisons! That leaves just two people to do the work.....
i didn't think you could have two decimals in the same number. Guess i was wrong. Also that leaves only 0.000.002 so you messed up somewhere. You got flaws Sam and i'll be a good person and point them out for you There are the the 29 million employed by the federal government, the 14.8 million who work for state and city governments, and the 2.8 million who are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Bin Laden, and defending this Nation. Leaving a grand total of You dont know what your talking about. Or in mathimatical terms we have a working force of 46,600,000.000.002 (if we go by ur math)
July 2nd, 2004  
IrishWizard
 
haha thats a good one
July 2nd, 2004  
Marksman
 
 
it was a JOKE nulli,calm down and enjoy the laugh
July 3rd, 2004  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
so was mine
July 4th, 2004  
otterbear2468
 
funny jokes u got here nulli and Sam