Why females should avoid a girls night.




 
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Why females should avoid a girls night.
 
November 16th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Why females should avoid a girls night.


Why females should avoid a girls night.
I got this one from my sister-in-law:

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, they brought me home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight."

He didn't seem peeved at all.

Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit!" cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

November 16th, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 
HAHAHAHA!!
November 16th, 2005  
Damien435
 
 
God, that is good.
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Why females should avoid a girls night.
November 16th, 2005  
JulesLee
 
 
lolol i loved the last part discription
November 16th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
....and farted.

that caps it off. well done.
November 16th, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 
LOL!
November 17th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
November 27th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
haha
haha
November 27th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Nice.
November 28th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
busted...lol....