Why computers are male!




 
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Boots
 
January 19th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 

Topic: Why computers are male!


Why Computers Are Male

Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get them to do any work, you have to turn them on first.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter in terms of performance.
January 24th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
The "Why computers are female" makes more sense. And funnier if I do say so my self.
January 24th, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Not bad. I've heard them before, though.
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Boots
January 24th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
traitor
January 24th, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
I never said that I agreed with it. I just said that they weren't bad.
January 25th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 

Topic: MEN!


Nulli the only reason you don't like them is because you're male! lol
January 25th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
I see nothing wrong with that.
January 25th, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 
i like the "big power surges" one
January 25th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
I'm sure a few of those reasons apply for both male and female.
Ok i'll admit it, it wasnt that bad. AmericanSweetheart, you managed to crack a smile on the old C/Msgt. A few reminded me of some people I know and had to laugh.
September 9th, 2005  
tomtom22