Why computers are female




 
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Boots
 
January 16th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 

Topic: Why computers are female


Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
January 16th, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 
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Okay, since you've opened the door Anya get ready for a thread in reply he he.
so this is the reply?! she got us worse, c'mon man, pull out the big guns!!!
January 16th, 2005  
ladyhawk
 
You DO realize there is a MALE version of this....

LMAO

LadyHawk
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January 16th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
rotc boy, I don't want to sleep alone tonight

Yes, Ladyhawk, I'm sure there is. I thought this was a... shall we say, appropriate level of response?
January 16th, 2005  
ladyhawk
 


LadyHawk
January 18th, 2005  
Darcia
 
still good...
January 19th, 2005  
Canadian Sergeant
 
 
I am sure that since I work with computers almost every day, that they are definatly female in origin, as I have to tell it to make sure that it keeps me logged onto my sites. Lol, I have a hard time getting anything out of this system, the DND should really upgrade our comps, they are soooo SLOW!
January 19th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 

Topic: lol


I think the male version should be posted
February 8th, 2005  
Canadian Sergeant
 
 
I agree with you
February 8th, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
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Originally Posted by Canadian Sergeant
DND should really upgrade our comps, they are soooo SLOW!
Amen to that.