Of Whom Are You More Afraid: the DI or Mom?

[AJChenMPH]

WHILE WE STOOD at attention during a parade, the private next to me waved to someone in the audience. "Jones, never do that again!" our drill instructor sternly whispered. But a few minutes later, the soldier waved a second time.

Back in the barracks after the parade, the DI barreled in and barked for Jones to come front and center. "Son, you knew I was going to see you," he screamed. "You knew it was wrong. Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Yes, sir!" replied Jones. "But you don't know my mother!"

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Andrew G. Ramon

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.

 

[Sevens]

LOL Always fear your mama. She brought you into this world and she can take you out.

 

[Team Infidel]

Lol.....

 

[Rob Henderson]

Amen. Thats not funny, thats the truth. If momma waves, wave back.

 

[tomtom22]

That's a good one!

 

[AJChenMPH]

I've always maintained that my mom outranks any four-star flag officer...

 

[Fox]

Hahaha....funny.

 

[Chief Bones]

C'mon .....
You just know that the DI had to have had a mom ... ughhh . errr .... welll mayyybeee ..... ummmmmm -

I keep forgetting DIs are hatched from an egg that was laid by a female dragon and are and fertilised by the Devil.

Moms don't enter a DI's world.