whisky tango foxtrot?!

December 25th, 2004  
rotc boy

Topic: whisky tango foxtrot?!

Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.

"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'."

"But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible) recruit.

The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end. "Here, use this... just go, 'Stabity Stab Stab'."

The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German soldier charges at him. The recruit points the broom, "Bangety Bang Bang!" The German falls dead.

More Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" He mows down the enemy by the dozens. Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward him.

"Bangety Bang Bang! shouts the recruit. The German keeps coming. "Bangety Bang Bang!" repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate. "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" It's no use.

The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says, "Tankety Tank Tank."
December 26th, 2004  
Hahahahahaha. That was good
December 26th, 2004  
That's the greatest thing I've ever heard.
December 28th, 2004  
Charge 7
March 1st, 2005  
great! best i've heard for a while
March 12th, 2005  
April 28th, 2005  
I've done the skit version for many. many years.
April 29th, 2005  
Not heard that one for a while I love it nice one
April 10th, 2007  
Team Infidel
hahahaha.. boomdy boom boom
April 10th, 2007  
LOL, I love that one!!