What would you do?........The Dinner

What would you do?........The Dinner
June 5th, 2007  
Pacific Lure

Topic: What would you do?........The Dinner

What would you do?........The Dinner
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?

Think before you continue reading...

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first or, you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.
However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.

He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

The correct answer, however, is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner against the bus stop sign, then drive off with the old friend for some beers.

At a dinner thrown in her husband's honour, a man turned to Madame Chretien and said, "Your husband has been such a prominent public figure with such a busy schedule. How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"

"A *****." replied Madame Aline Chretien.

A hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer yet no one knew what to say next.

Jean leaned over to his wife and said, "Aline, in Hinglich dey pronounce dat word, 'Appiness.'"
June 5th, 2007  
Team Infidel
June 6th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
oops... hahahaha
What would you do?........The Dinner
June 6th, 2007  
Del Boy
June 8th, 2007  
Haha funny

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