What do you want for Christmas?

The Other Guy

Spam King
It's a bit late, but I'm posting it anyway. This is a true story. A Washington DC radio station asked ambassadors what they wanted most for Christmas.

French Ambassador: Peace throughout the world.

Soviet Ambassador: Freedom for all people enslaved by Imperialism.

British Ambassador Sir Oliver Franks: Well, it's very kind of you to ask. I'd quite like a box of crystallized fruit.
 
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