What it means to be hard




 
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Boots
 
May 5th, 2005  
Jack_Mordino
 
 

Topic: What it means to be hard


In a joint NATO exercise, a French, a German and a Greek officer were debating about whose soldiers were the meanest and hardest.
The French officer said: "Francoise!" "Oi monsieur!" "Fall down and do 200 push ups singlehandedly!" Francoise fell down promptly and did the deed. The French officer delighted turned to his counterparts: "That's what it means to be hard"

"Heh, that's nothing" the German officer said. "Klaus!" "Javol her offizier!" replied Klaus. "Take that rifle and bend it with your hands" Klaus took his rifle and bent it without too much effort. "That's what it means to be hard" said the german officer feeling nothing could beat that

"Heh, you twats" said the Greek officer. Watch this... "Giorgos! Bring me some coffee and my cigarettes!" ordered one of the Greek soldiers "Sod off..." came the reply. Without being surprised the Greek officer turns to the others: "Now THAT's what it means to be hard..."
May 5th, 2005  
Themrose89
 
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May 5th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
the greek guy defied authority. thats why hes hard
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May 5th, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
There's one like that floating around here. Not too bad though.
May 5th, 2005  
Redleg
 
 
Good one..

Got a similar one on the site:
http://www.military-quotes.com/jokes...ry-jokes-2.htm


Quote:
Army, Air Force, and Marine Generals were standing in front of a rappelling tower with a Navy Admiral. The Air Force General says to the others, "My men are the most courageous of the Armed Forces."

"Ha!" said Army, "My men are the most courageous and I'll prove it."

Army calls a Private over from the tower. He tells the Private, "I want you to jump off that tower - no rope, no parachute."

"Yes, Sir!!!" the Private yells and proceeds to climb the tower. The Private walks to the edge, yells "Hoo-ahh!" and jumps off the tower. He is killed instantly upon impact.

"That's nothing," the Air Force General said, bored. He calls a Senior Airman over. "Son, I want you to jump off that tower - no rope, no parachute and I want you to do it with style."

"Yes, Sir!!!" the Senior Airman yells. He climbs to the top of the tower, walks to the edge and jumps. He executes a swan dive that would make Greg Louganis proud, hits the ground and dies on impact.

"Hmmph," the Marine growled. "Ya'll obviously forgot the Marine Corps were here," he said (yelling "Marine Corps!" as all Marines tend to do.)

He calls a Lance Corporal over. "Marine, I want you to jump off that tower and make the Corps proud!"

The Corporal yells, "Ooh-rah!", by way of response and runs to the tower. He grabs an M-60 and ammunition belt on the way and wraps the belt around himself in the Pancho Villa style. He climbs the tower and walks to the edge. Upon reaching the edge, he throws two grenades into the air, yells "Semper Fi Do or Die!" and jumps off. He starts shooting the M-60 in mid-air, clipping treetops and yelling the entire way down. His impact is obscured by the two exploding grenades. When the smoke clears, only little pieces of the Marine are left.

The others are impressed and nod their heads in admiration. Then the Admiral says, "That's nothing." The others turn to face the Admiral, their faces in disbelief. The Admiral calls a Seaman over who was cleaning latrines. "Son, I want you to jump off that tower- no rope, no parachute."

The Seaman looks the Admiral in the face and says, "Screw you! You kiss my ass first!" and walks off.

The Admiral turns to the others and says, "Now THAT'S courage!"
May 5th, 2005  
Shaan14
 
lol good joke
May 6th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
theres lots of variations to the joke. you can put anything you want in there.
May 8th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Quote:
Hmmph," the Marine growled. "Ya'll obviously forgot the Marine Corps were here," he said (yelling "Marine Corps!" as all Marines tend to do.)
That part was a shot at the Marines!


sorry
June 18th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 
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