What was Jesus?

[tomtom22]

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1.He called everyone brother


2.He liked Gospel


3.He didn't get a fair trial





But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:


1.He went into His Father's business


2.He lived at home until he was 33


3.He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother


was sure He was God​

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:


1.He talked with His hands


2.He had wine with His meals


3.He used olive oil​

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:


1.He never cut His hair


2.He walked around barefoot all the time


3.He started a new religion​

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:


1.He was at peace with nature


2.He ate a lot of fish


3.He talked about the Great Spirit​

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:


1.He never got married


2.He was always telling stories


3.He loved green pastures​

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:


1.He fed a crowd at a


moment's notice when there was virtually no food


2.He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it


3.And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do​

 

[Team Infidel]

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:


1.He never cut His hair


2.He walked around barefoot all the time


3.He started a new religion






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[justin1552]

Either way, I need a sammich.

 

[Sevens]

I like it.

 

[Insomniac]

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