What do you call a man who lays at your front door?




 
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Boots
 
July 30th, 2005  
wife of lips
 
 

Topic: What do you call a man who lays at your front door?


What do you call a man who lays at your front door?








MATT
August 2nd, 2005  
DTop
 
 
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a river?








Bob
August 2nd, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs that's been left on a shelf?




Art
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Boots
August 3rd, 2005  
wife of lips
 
 
Can jokes really get any better.
August 3rd, 2005  
DTop
 
 
How about that same guy in a construction hole?










Phil

OK I'm done
August 3rd, 2005  
babyboy4u363
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by wife of lips
Can jokes really get any better.
Can they get any worse?
August 3rd, 2005  
DTop
 
 
I don't know, give one a try and we'll let you know. The bar has been set pretty low though
August 3rd, 2005  
babyboy4u363
 
 
haha that sounds like a challenge to me! Gimme a min then,

oh dear :
Once there were three Indian women. They were all pregnant, and they slept in their husbands' teepees on animal skins that they had killed or traded for.

The first slept on a deer skin.

The second slept on a bear skin.

The third slept on a hippopotamus skin.

All three had their children on the full moon. The first had a strong baby boy. The second also had a strong baby boy. The third had twins.

This just proves that the sons of the squaw of the hippopotamus are equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
January 14th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by babyboy4u363
haha that sounds like a challenge to me! Gimme a min then,

oh dear :
Once there were three Indian women. They were all pregnant, and they slept in their husbands' teepees on animal skins that they had killed or traded for.

The first slept on a deer skin.

The second slept on a bear skin.

The third slept on a hippopotamus skin.

All three had their children on the full moon. The first had a strong baby boy. The second also had a strong baby boy. The third had twins.

This just proves that the sons of the squaw of the hippopotamus are equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
That's great!
January 31st, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
how bad can these get?