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Two guys from Wales die and wake up in Hell. The next day the Devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in coats, mittens and balaclavas warming themselves around the fire. The Devil asks them "what are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?" The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Wales, the land of wind, ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh." The Devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat.

The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in coats, mittens and balaclavas. The Devil asks them again, "it's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?" Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're from Wales, the land of wind, ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh." This gets the Devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. People are wailing and screaming everywhere.

He stops by the room with the two guys from Wales and finds them in t-shirts, footie shorts and sandals drinking beer and cooking a BBQ. The devil is astonished "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves. The two Welshmen reply, "well ya know, we don't get too much hot weather in Wales, so we just cook-up when it gets nice. The Devil is furious, he can hardly see straight.

Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have too much cold weather, so the Devil decides to turn the heat off in hell. The next morning the temperature is below zero, icicles hang from the ceiling, people are shivering so bad they only wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The Devil smiles and goes to see the two Welshman. When he finds them they're sat in their coats, mittens and balaclavas. Now they're jumping up and down, cheering yelling and screaming like mad men!!! The Devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn the heat up your happy, now it's freezing and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two???"

The Welshman look at the Devil in surprise, "Well don't you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean that Wales have won a match in the 6 Nations!"
 
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