Hawky is really on a roll here. I think we should pair him up with that lass- ash...something. :angel::angel:
Welcome to my world.
Hawky is really on a roll here. I think we should pair him up with that lass- ash...something. :angel::angel:
BritinBritain
Per Ardua Ad Astra
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
It's quite satisfying nicking a Rupert, I've arrested a couple in my time!!! 
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
It's quite satisfying nicking a Rupert, I've arrested a couple in my time!!!
So you keep repeating!!!!! :box:
It's hardly a catch. There's nothing special about an Officer that gets caught by the monkeys.
It's those that aren't caught that you should worry about.
:angel:
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH What wouldn't I give to stitch up a rupert.
Many many people tried but spectacularly failed. I speak from experience.
:lol:
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Why are you trying to punish him? :lol: :angel:
BritinBritain
Per Ardua Ad Astra
It's quite satisfying nicking a Rupert, I've arrested a couple in my time!!!
I am extremely jealous.
I wish I had put in a redress against one idiot, I've regretted that ever since.:-?
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
So you keep repeating!!!!! :box:
It's hardly a catch. There's nothing special about an Officer that gets caught by the monkeys.
It's those that aren't caught that you should worry about.
One was a Para and the other from the Guards, so that should put a smile on your cabbagehead!! :jump::jump::jump::drunkb:
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Right - off to work, I would say it's to sleep, however we've got a severe weather warning so I might get wet and windswept this afternoon!!!
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Here's hoping!
I'll be warm and dry this afternoon. Feet up at home.
I too shall be warm and dry. Bright sunshine here in Canada. Fecking cold though - (-5!) I know, not really cold by our standards, but it's the first low temperatures of the year. Coldest I've been in is -36... standing on the corner, waiting for my prostitu- I mean school bus.
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
School bus full of prostitutes? :shock:
Were they dressed in school uniforms?
Were they dressed in school uniforms?
BritinBritain
Per Ardua Ad Astra
BritinBritain
Per Ardua Ad Astra
Remind's me when I was a 17 year old during basic training when our D.I. was inspecting the flight got to me and said in a broad Jock accent, "Get rid of that bum fluff on your top lip laddie."
An accent from my staff would have made the experience that much more enjoyable.
I remember a sargeant rolling up one day out of nowhere and being like 'you smoking boy?', I said yeah pretty bored aye, he said 'Soldiers smoke, I use to smoke''. Totally unmemoriable apart from the british accent.
Later I saw the same man destroy multiple recruits for all sorts on the parade ground. Guess he has a soft spot for smokers.
I remember a sargeant rolling up one day out of nowhere and being like 'you smoking boy?', I said yeah pretty bored aye, he said 'Soldiers smoke, I use to smoke''. Totally unmemoriable apart from the british accent.
Later I saw the same man destroy multiple recruits for all sorts on the parade ground. Guess he has a soft spot for smokers.
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
My squad sergeant in Military Police training school was a horrible man. He failed SAS selection because he was too warped so they put him in charge of training recruits! My first memories of him was him walking down the corridor, the studs on the sole of his boots rattling on the highly polished floor, as be walked, he shouted "STAND BY YOUR SHAGGING BEDS, YOU HAND BAG SWINGING, SHEEP SHAGGING, GAY BAR LOITERERS!" :shock: