Waving to Mom




 
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Boots
 
January 11th, 2005  
ladyhawk
 

Topic: Waving to Mom


Waving to Mom

While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the audience. "Jones, never do that again!", the drill instructor whispered. But a few minutes later, the soldier waved a second time. Back in the barracks after the parade, the DI stormed in and barked for Jones to come front and center. "Son, you knew I was going to see you," he screamed. "You knew it was wrong. Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Yes, sir!" replied Jones. "But you don't know my mother!"



LadyHawk
January 11th, 2005  
USAFAUX2004
 
 
haha, oh man these jokes are funny!
January 11th, 2005  
implicature
 
 

Topic: Re: Waving to Mom


Quote:
Originally Posted by ladyhawk
Waving to Mom

While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the audience. "Jones, never do that again!", the drill instructor whispered. But a few minutes later, the soldier waved a second time. Back in the barracks after the parade, the DI stormed in and barked for Jones to come front and center. "Son, you knew I was going to see you," he screamed. "You knew it was wrong. Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Yes, sir!" replied Jones. "But you don't know my mother!"



LadyHawk
to the best of my knowledge soldiers don't have Drill Instructors Marine's do... Soldiers have Drill Sargents.

but the joke did kinda remind me of my mom!!
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Boots
January 11th, 2005  
Themrose89
 
Awww, dont give the Ladyhawk a hard time, the joke was plenty funny, despite the slight error in title.
January 11th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 

Topic: wow.......


YEP thats Chris' mother that woman could make a hardened DI wet his cammies! She's scarry man! I have to marry into that family too I hope the old saying that a man picks a girl thats like his mother isnt true because that means one of two things 1) I'm a crazy psyco or 2) he's not really planning on marring me. lol A rock and a hard place OOHRAH! Lady hawk are all Marine mommies this scarry? Please tell me no!

Semper Fi,
Ashley
January 12th, 2005  
Darcia
 
thats good.
January 12th, 2005  
ladyhawk
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patriotreturns
Awww, dont give the Ladyhawk a hard time, the joke was plenty funny, despite the slight error in title.
It is NP

I didn't take offense

I found the Joke so I just posted it and Anyways I am
New with all military terms pretty much so not like
I knew any different...LOL


LadyHawk

**Future Marine Corp Mom**
January 12th, 2005  
ladyhawk
 

Topic: Re: wow.......


Quote:
Originally Posted by AmericanSweetheart
YEP thats Chris' mother that woman could make a hardened DI wet his cammies! She's scarry man! I have to marry into that family too I hope the old saying that a man picks a girl thats like his mother isnt true because that means one of two things 1) I'm a crazy psyco or 2) he's not really planning on marring me. lol A rock and a hard place OOHRAH! Lady hawk are all Marine mommies this scarry? Please tell me no!

Semper Fi,
Ashley
Well not sure LOL

BUT I can say this when they were growing up I never had to lay
a Hand on them....My look and my voice told all

I wouldn't consider myself scarry though....LOL

I was tough with them BUT I also was very Open with them.
They knew if they EVER had a Problem they could and still
do Talk to me. I also was called more then once a COOL Mom.
I did lots of guy things with them INCLUDING Hunting & Fishing

LadyHawk

**Future Marine Corp Mom**
January 19th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 


January 20th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Darn straight. When Momma waves, you wave back. Or else.