Who Wanted to Talk to Me?

November 23rd, 2005  

Topic: Who Wanted to Talk to Me?

OUR WING COMMANDER insisted that whenever something important happened on base, the command post where I worked was to notify him immediately, no matter what time. One night, we received several calls from people who thought one of our aircraft was a UFO. After the 20th inquiry, we decided to call our commander. Awakened from deep sleep, he listened to my briefing and asked one question: "Airman, did the aliens specifically ask to talk to me?"

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Sgt. Thomas A. Gerke

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
November 29th, 2005  
Navy Boy
November 29th, 2005  
Well now...
November 29th, 2005  
December 8th, 2005  
I'm willing to bet that this had happened at Holloman AFB (my base), which is close to Roswell.
December 8th, 2005  
Chief Bones

Topic: Nahhhhh

Hadda take place in San Antonio TX (land of the strange - Bush's home state idn't it)-

Twas (1) Soldier/(1) Airman/(1) Marine/(1) Sailor walking near Alamo after imbibing bottle of hooch and hustling the girls.

Saw lighning bugs and thought little green guys were attacking them.

Soldier wanted to blow em away with a grenade -

Airman wanted to nuke em -

Marine wanted to go hand-to-hand with em -

Sailor wanted to party with em and told em they'd have to bring their own bottle and broads.

Moral of story: If you'd rather party and chase broads -
sail with the Navy -

don't march with the Army -

fly with the Air Force

or attack the beach with a Marine .

And always remember it's better to have a lot of friends when you're partying, even if they are a little strange.
December 8th, 2005  

January 8th, 2007  
Very nice!
January 21st, 2007  
Team Infidel
HAHA.. that's great