tomtom22
Chief Engineer
Importance of Walking
1/ Walking 20 minutes can add to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
2/ My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old... and we haven't a clue where the hell he is.
3/ I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
4/ The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
5/ I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
6/I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven' t lost a pound. ...apparently you have to actually go there.
7/ Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
8/I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them .
9/ The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good, doesn't he.'
10/ If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
11/ I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,....... just getting over the hill was enough.
12/ We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our skulls. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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13/ Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.
13/ Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.
Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably.
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please !!