Voice recorder collected from crashing Tu-160

[sandy]

「The third engine down. 」
「No ploblem. 」
「The first engine down.」
「Ok ok half still alright,」
「The fourth engine down」
「I　can land only a engine,believe me! 」
「The second engine down. 」
｢Now. See and exist the escape device of Russia！ ｣
「The escape device down. 」
「Vodka please!」

 

[Italian Guy]

Tom Tom... Tom Tooooom I miss you :shock:

 

[DTop]

sandy, no offense intended but what in name of comedy are you talking about?

 

[c/Commander]

Apparently he's talking about the crash of the Russian's sad excuse for a B1-B copy...but the vodka is a bit out of place.

 

[tomtom22]

Tom Tom... Tom Tooooom I miss you :shock:

I can offer no hope for this one!
Must have suffered in the translation. :roll:

 

[Charge 7]

Is this Sandy Cheeks from Spongebob Squarepants?



That could explain alot....

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Padre]

Don't you get the humour? It was the butler at the controls