A Visitor's Guide to Scotland

[I3BrigPvSk]

Nothing to do with me at all, I've never had to suffer the indignity of MOs parade on a Monday morning like the rest of the infantry type ruffians.

You are right; it must be a RM thing, when they are taught to procedure of showering and if they forget that......

 

[The Highway Man]

So you are prepared to meet women who are contagious with different kinds of pathogens, are you dressed to be successful during these encounters?

Knowing the delightful creatures that CF is hoping to come acquainted with, I think this will offer far more protection!!! :shock:

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

Knowing the delightful creatures that CF is hoping to come acquainted with, I think this will offer far more protection!!! :shock:

You mean other frogs? :-D

 

[The Highway Man]

Slimier than that!!! :shock:

 

[Capt Frogman]

So you are used with ladies having a disease? Or are you talking about The Highway Man?

Certainly not.

For the past 20 odd years, the only lady garden I've seen is Mrs CF's. It's also the only lady garden I've "visited" for that period.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Nothing to do with me at all, I've never had to suffer the indignity of MOs parade on a Monday morning like the rest of the infantry type ruffians.

Neither have I.

I was in a position of trust and responsibility.

 

[The Highway Man]

My wife's garden is the only one I've visited in the same period. I've been informed that if I fancy trying my horticultural skills elsewhere, it will result in loss of testicles!!! :shock:

 

[The Highway Man]

Neither have I.

I was in a position of trust and responsibility.

Yeah, lining them up and watching them faint when the MO produced the umbrella!!! :lol:

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

I am not doing anything like that, I am a good boy :angel:

 

[Capt Frogman]

Knowing the delightful creatures that CF is hoping to come acquainted with, I think this will offer far more protection!!! :shock:

That bad? :shock:

 

[The Highway Man]

That's the minimum protection for a botch *****!!! :shock:

 

[Capt Frogman]

You are right; it must be a RM thing, when they are taught to procedure of showering and if they forget that......

When you're an RM, you have wimens on tap. It's a hazard of the job.

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

That bad? :shock:

I think he means when you are going down on....never mind :smile:

 

[Capt Frogman]

My wife's garden is the only one I've visited in the same period. I've been informed that if I fancy trying my horticultural skills elsewhere, it will result in loss of testicles!!! :shock:

I've had the same threat! Damn wimens.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Yeah, lining them up and watching them faint when the MO produced the umbrella!!! :lol:

I might have once or twice... :angel:

 

[Capt Frogman]

That's the minimum protection for a botch *****!!! :shock:

Feck!

How come you're such an expert?

 

[The Highway Man]

We're both pretty fooked then, yours with her special forces training and mine a west Cumbrian psycho ***** from hell!!! :shock:

 

[The Highway Man]

Feck!

How come you're such an expert?

Carlisle traffic warden for 3 years!!!

 

[Capt Frogman]

I think he means when you are going down on....never mind :smile:

At least I'd be getting some.

 

[Capt Frogman]

We're both pretty fooked then, yours with her special forces training and mine a west Cumbrian psycho ***** from hell!!! :shock:

We're pretty much fecked bro!