A Visitor's Guide to Scotland

[Capt Frogman]

Not as much as the wife, but I have to hire someone in. :lol:

Yeah, I got your text requesting my services.

 

[The Highway Man]

No that was to clean the drains - with your tongue!!!

 

[Capt Frogman]

You call the wife "the drain"?

 

[The Highway Man]

She laughs like a drain! :lol:

 

[Capt Frogman]

And if she's anything like Mrs CF, a financial drain! :lol:

 

[hawky94]

LOL, you two!

As soon as Highway Man made a comment about the "massive sausage" I KNEW, I KNEW that this was going to turn into a filth-laden thread. It's hilarious, do carry on. Oh and I'll be right back, currently listening to some Brendan Burns and dying.

 

[Capt Frogman]

I'll bet Highway Man said "massive sausage" deliberately. :lol:

You're dying? Hurry up and get it over with.

 

[hawky94]

I'll bet Highway Man said "massive sausage" deliberately. :lol:

You're dying? Hurry up and get it over with.

You Sir, are genius. Well done, very funny.

Highway Man's got "massive sausage" on the brain, obviously.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Run away if he tells you it's "sausage time"! :shock:

 

[The Highway Man]

Being Cumberland born and bred, the wife was used to massive sausages until she married me. Now she's content with Scouse chipolata. :lol:

 

[Capt Frogman]

Poor woman! Pass on my condolences.

 

[The Highway Man]

She says being with me is like eating on a diet, small portions every 2 hours! :lol:

 

[Capt Frogman]

Little and often? :lol:

 

[hawky94]

The fact that Highway Man's Scouse and married just takes the phrase, "Go 'ed, do one!" To a whole new, awesome level.

 

[The Highway Man]

Don't take the piss too much youngun, I'm still getting a lot more than you.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Everyone's getting more than Hawky. Even Tankboy in his advanced years!! :lol:

 

[Tankboy]

Oh yes,practice makes perfect!!!

 

[Capt Frogman]

Still practicing after all these years?

 

[Tankboy]

Stops it shrivelling up!!

 

[Tankboy]

Don't take the piss too much youngun, I'm still getting a lot more than you.

Even the Popes getting more than ooops!