A Visitor's Guide to Scotland

[I3BrigPvSk]

Feck!

How come you're such an expert?

CF has figured out how Google works, that's why :smile:

 

[Capt Frogman]

Carlisle traffic warden for 3 years!!!

What part of the job involved hide the sausage...?

 

[Sara]

Send all fluid samples over to me, I will figure out what pathogen she has

I can see you now down in the lab...stepping down the stairs to your microscope, staring into the lense examining the specimen.. suddenly you fall and slowly rise as we notice a change in appearance:shock:...who are you now?:evil:

Ahhh the imagination one can have on a Friday evening while sipping an alcoholic beverage. :lol:

 

[Yossarian]

I can see you now down in the lab...stepping down the stairs to your microscope, staring into the lense examining the specimen.. suddenly you fall and slowly rise as we notice a change in appearance:shock:...who are you now?:evil:

Ahhh the imagination one can have on a Friday evening while sipping an alcoholic beverage. :lol:

Keep it clean ladies and gentladies! Or else that poem I scribbled on your napkin at the bar will make a little too much sense in the late afternoon when you wake up!

 

[The Highway Man]

What part of the job involved hide the sausage...?

None of it, but I've had some right nose to nose ding dongs with the bitches in that part of the city over issued parking tickets!

 

[Capt Frogman]

Surprised they could afford a car!

 

[The Highway Man]

They were probably stolen.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Or driven around uninsured!

Did you check each tax disc?

 

[The Highway Man]

Of course, the tax disc details were put on my machine, any untaxed ones were reported to DVLA on my return to the office.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Just what I like to hear!

 

[Yossarian]

Just what I like to hear!

We will hear that in court tomorrow!

 

[Capt Frogman]

We will hear that in court tomorrow!

Not again, surely? :shock: