The Vending Machine




 
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Boots
 
June 18th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: The Vending Machine


A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes."

Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00,and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, "Manicures, $20.00." "Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.' The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out.

Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his member... which now had a button sewed on the end.
June 18th, 2006  
CDT.Ensign
 
 
Ouch!!!!!!
June 19th, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 
lol those machines were made by a woman!!!!
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Boots
June 19th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
poor guy...hilarious though..hahaha
June 20th, 2006  
gigabrain
 
 
owie...
June 21st, 2006  
bulldogg
 
 
ROTFLMAO... nice Tom, nice.
June 21st, 2006  
MaKa9
 
 


My God...
June 22nd, 2006  
OORAH
 
 
easy mistake to make.............................................. .................................................. ....................................what?






dont look at me like that
October 13th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
hehehe
October 14th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Very nice. LOL
 


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