Vanilla Pudding Robbery




 
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Vanilla Pudding Robbery
 
May 20th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: Vanilla Pudding Robbery


Vanilla Pudding Robbery
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted
from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank
robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.


As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
May 20th, 2007  
philam15
 
 
Hahahahahaha sucks to be them!!! ewwwwww
May 20th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
oh gross...but hilarious!!!!!
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Vanilla Pudding Robbery
May 20th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

Yeah, the good ones are always double and triple posted:
THE GREAT VANILLA PUDDING ROBBERY
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