VANCOUVER TREE HUGGER...




 
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Boots
 
February 11th, 2011  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: VANCOUVER TREE HUGGER...


Only in Vancouver, Stanley Park...

While walking through Stanley Park in Vancouver, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?'

'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied.

'You've gotta be kiddin' me.'

'No, would you like to give it a try?'

Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...'

So he wrapped his arms around the tree & pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck happened to you?'

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, 'This just isn't gonna be your day, cupcake...
March 23rd, 2011  
Team Infidel
 
 
 


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