valentine




 
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October 29th, 2004  
rotc boy
 
 

Topic: valentine


Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,"
she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks, in shock.

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little.

"And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."Her father's heart swells with pride as he looks at his daughter with newfound love and respect. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard!"

"I know," Melissa says. "And once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him."
October 29th, 2004  
USAOwnz
 

Topic: Re: valentine


Quote:
Originally Posted by rotc boy
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,"
she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks, in shock.

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little.

"And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."Her father's heart swells with pride as he looks at his daughter with newfound love and respect. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard!"

"I know," Melissa says. "And once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him."
If she was only my age, that is some good thinking.
October 30th, 2004  
Darcia
 
.....Troops in Afganistan now thats funny...O wait that wasn't the joke.
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November 4th, 2004  
Patriot_1989tobeyond
 
That one rocked!
November 5th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
My god.....that's hilarious.
November 9th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
she's a smart one, if it could only work.
January 17th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Nice one.
April 15th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a classic