Heres a Marine Corps one that we use all the time, srry to all other branches if it offends...

Went to an Army base...
And heard the soldiers say...
Hey there Devil Dog...
How do you earn your pay...
I replied with a whole lot of anger...
Kickin the s*** outta Army Rangers...
Went to a Navy base...
And heard the Seamen say...
Hey there Devil Dog...
How do you earn your pay...
I replied with a whole lot of zeal...
Kickin the s*** outta Navy Seals...
Went to and Air Force base...
And heard the Airmen say...
Hey there Devil Dog...
How do you earn your pay...
I replied with a whole lot of violence...
Kickin the s*** outta Air Force Pilots...

This is followed by the traditional lo right lao cadence

im a cadet in a lil town of south tx in AFJROTC, im the best D.I. and jodie master for the next 75miles & i got to say. this is the best s*** i have ever read. i knew a few already but this really helped me step up my game!

here is one most ppl dont know

Around her head she wore a yellow ribbon,
she wore it in the spring time and the early month of may,
and if you ask her why the hell sh wore it,
she wore it for that young marine far far away,

around the block she pushed a baby carege,
she pushed it in the spring time and the early month of my,
and if you asked her why the hell she pushed it,
she pushed it for that young marine far far away

around the door her daddy kept a shotgun,
he kept it in the spring time and the early month of may,
and if you asked him why the hell he kept it, he kept it to blow that young marines ass away

This is marine c130.... Why the hell does it say soilder we are not the ****en army!!!

Originally Posted by marine in a boy

here is one most ppl dont know

Around her head she wore a yellow ribbon,
she wore it in the spring time and the early month of may,
and if you ask her why the hell sh wore it,
she wore it for that young marine far far away,

around the block she pushed a baby carege,
she pushed it in the spring time and the early month of my,
and if you asked her why the hell she pushed it,
she pushed it for that young marine far far away

around the door her daddy kept a shotgun,
he kept it in the spring time and the early month of may,
and if you asked him why the hell he kept it, he kept it to blow that young marines ass away

I love yelling this one out on the march. Or while doing early morning PT. Good cadence.

Momma momma can't ya see!?
what this corps has done to me
sat me in a barbers chair
snip to snap i had no hair
and it wont be long
and i know i'll be strong
when i get on back home
Momma Momma can't ya see?!
what this corps has done to me
i used to drive a cadallac
now im marching with a pack
and it wont be long
and i know i'll be strong
when i get on back home
Momma Momma can't ya see?!
what this corps has done to me
i used to wear those levi jeans
now im sporting cammies
and it wont be long
and i know i'll be strong
when i get on back home
Momma Momma can't ya see?!
what this corps has done to me
used to love those collared greens
now im eatin' MRE's
and it wont be long
and i know i'll be strong
when i get on back home

One of my faves ^
Another one from HMSC Quadra v

Left Right Left Right Left Right Left
We dont slack
(stomp, drag, stop, drag)
WE FIGHT BACK!

Originally Posted by SoontobMarine

This is marine c130.... Why the hell does it say soilder we are not the ****en army!!!

Problem?

I'm going to assume based off your avatar and name that you're not even in the service yet...I would be very careful about your tone when talking about ANY of the services.

"we" would mean you're "in"...as in "inclusion into that branch" which you are not...again, tread very carefully about how you word your sentences.

Originally Posted by SoontobMarine

This is marine c130.... Why the hell does it say soilder we are not the ****en army!!!

Because the Marines get alot of stuff from the Army, 99% of anything Airborne associated is Army original I mean grunts still go through our school at Benning with our Black Hats.

Also, if you are still just "SoontobMarine" I'd slow your roll, we have fun giving other branches hell back and forth but when the butcher's bill comes due we all bleed the same color, trust me. We don't take kindly to wannabes talking **** about our brothers.

Model A Ford and a tankful of gas...
handful of pussy and a mouthful of ass...
(Quote Clint Eastwood's "Heartbreak Ridge")

* when i say 1, you say 2
when i say mr, you say magoo!

* 1!
_ 2!
*mr!
_magoo!

*when i say 3, you say 4
when i say kick down, you say the door!

* 1!
_ 2!
*mr!
_magoo!
*3!
_4!
*kick down!
_the door!

*when i say 5, you say 6
when i say just for, you say the kicks!

* 1!
_ 2!
*mr!
_magoo!
*3!
_4!
*kick down!
_the door!
*5!
_6!
*just for!
_the kicks!

*when i say 7, you say 8
when i say pt, you say is great!

* 1!
_ 2!
*mr!
_magoo!
*3!
_4!
*kick down!
_the door!
*5!
_6!
*just for!
_the kicks!
*7!
_8!
*pt!
_is great!

*when i say 9, you say 10
when i say lets do it, you say again!

* 1!
_ 2!
*mr!
_magoo!
*3!
_4!
*kick down!
_the door!
*5!
_6!
*just for!
_the kicks!
*7!
_8!
*pt!
_is great!
*9!
_10!
*lets do it!
_again!