useful military warnings




 
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Boots
 
November 6th, 2004  
rotc boy
 
 

Topic: useful military warnings


"Aim towards the Enemy."
- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
- U.S. Army

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
- U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
- Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
- U.S. Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
- Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways."
- U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
- Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
- Col. David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush."
- Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
- Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."
- Anon

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
- Unknown Army Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
- Your Buddies
November 8th, 2004  
Patriot_1989tobeyond
 
Nice little bit of wisdom
November 8th, 2004  
USAOwnz
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patriot_1989tobeyond
Nice little bit of wisdom
Yup.
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Boots
November 9th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
so very true.
November 9th, 2004  
Redleg
 
 
Nice..

You can find some of those, and many similar ones here as well:
http://www.military-quotes.com/murphy.htm
November 12th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
Very nice.
November 12th, 2004  
Darcia
 
That was pretty good.
November 13th, 2004  
Airborne
 
Quote:
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
I'll remember to post that on the bin room wall.
November 13th, 2004  
USAOwnz
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by USAOwnz
Quote:
Originally Posted by Redleg
Nice..

You can find some of those, and many similar ones here as well:
http://www.military-quotes.com/murphy.htm


Nice ones!
November 14th, 2004  
Darcia
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Redleg
Nice..

You can find some of those, and many similar ones here as well:
http://www.military-quotes.com/murphy.htm

LMFAO That was some funny LOL