USAF v. Army




 
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Boots
 
August 3rd, 2004  
jen.parabellum
 
 

Topic: USAF v. Army


I saw this joke online at multiple places and it's always made me laugh. Even sent it to my brother cause he's from Fort Lewis.

Also don't drink and drive!



There's an Air Force guy driving from McChord to Ft Lewis, and an Army guy driving from Ft Lewis to McChord. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions.

The Air Force guy manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I am really lucky to be alive!"

Likewise the Army guy scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!"

The Army guy walks over to the Air Force guy and says, "Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of archrivals"

The Air Force guy thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what else survived this wreck"

So the Air Force guy pops open his trunk and finds a full, unopened bottle of Jack Daniels.

He says to the Army guy, "I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship"

The Army guy replies, "You're damn right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Army guy hands it back to the Air Force guy and says, "Your turn!"

The Air Force guy twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I think I'll wait for the cops to show up."
August 3rd, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
great joke...
August 3rd, 2004  
Redleg
 
 
Ouch...
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August 3rd, 2004  
otterbear2468
 
haha..
August 4th, 2004  
Bootboy82
 
I've already heard this in a non-military version but it's still great
August 4th, 2004  
DAVID C
 
thats a good one lol!!
August 6th, 2004  
Damien
 
that's great...
August 6th, 2004  
782.matt
 
 
That's great!!
August 6th, 2004  
jen.parabellum
 
 
I'm glad you all found it funny.
January 18th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Heard it a thousand times. Still amusing, though.