http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UsaThe United States of America is a rogue commonwealth of the British Empire, peopled by sample farmers and labourers. The hallmark of American life is a powerful combination of borrowing, slacking and junk food. Americans claim that their nation is favoured by God, an allegation God vehomently denies.
America began its rogue status when it came to the realization that drunken gun slinging and tax evasion would make an compelling and provocative foundation for an independent nation. This, coupled with an enormous amount of very cheap real estate, and a ready population of natives to abuse for diversion, resulted the second-biggest colonization of America by undocumented workers in history.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/NorwayNorway (pronounced nowhere by Asians) is a super advanced colony of Space Otters and Lutefisks, with a couple of moose on guest vocals. The fabled Slartibartfast created it around tea-time; as legend has it, he was inspired by a particularly complicated wrinkle in his tablecloth.
A member of the United Federation of Planets since its founding, the colony has a reputation amongst outsiders for censorship and a strong, almost fetishistic love of socks. The colony has, in recent years, been at war with whales and, more infrequently, Good Christian Decency. A little known fact about these so-called Norwegians is that they reproduce asexually.
Uncyclopedia is an encyclopedia full of misinformation and utter lies. You might say it puts the "psych!" in "encyclopedia". It's sort of like Congress or Parliament, but unlike Congress or Parliament, we do have a sense of humor. Nonetheless, this is one of the only factual pages, before everything turns into a puddle of utter confusion and disarray. Savor it. And for the love of Sophia, we know you like disarray, (and confusion) but stop adding confusion to this non-confusing page which leads to confusion, and possibly disarray. Which we wish to stop. Non-non-confusion, that is. Not disarray. Or is it the other way around?
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