Which US military branch is the best?




 
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Boots
 
December 31st, 2004  
Jason Bourne
 

Topic: Which US military branch is the best?


A soldier, a sailor, an airman, and a marine get into an argument about
what armed force is the best. The argument gets so heated that they fail
to see an on-coming truck. They are hit and killed instantly. When they
arrive in heaven, they see Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. So they
decide he can settle their argument. They walk up and ask him, "Saint
Peter, what Military Service is the best?" He thinks for a moment, then
says, "Well, I'm afraid I can't tell you. But I'll tell you what. I'll
talk to God next time I see Him, and I'll find out for you. In the mean
time, welcome to heaven." So they enter. Later, they see Saint Peter
while walking around, and they ask him about their question. But before
Saint Peter can say anything, trumpets blare, a bright light shines, and
a white dove flies out of the light with an envelope in it's beak. Saint
Peter says, "Ah, here's the answer from the Boss." He takes the letter,
and the dove flies off. He opens it, trumpets play, gold dust flies up,
and Saint Peter reads aloud:

FROM THE DESK OF GOD

TO: SOLDIERS, SAILORS, AIRMEN, AND MARINES

RE: WHICH SERVICE IS BEST.

Dear Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines,
All branches of the United States Armed forces are truly honorable.
One should take pride in serving with the Military. You are all
well-trained men, all capable of pulling off your job exceedingly well.
Therefore, there is no superior service.

Sincerely,
God, USMC (Ret.)
December 31st, 2004  
Locke
 
 
wow i swear this one is also posted on this site heaps

LOL jk mate!!
January 2nd, 2005  
Judas
 
I dont get it
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Boots
January 2nd, 2005  
Darcia
 
Quote:
Sincerely,
God, USMC (Ret.)
January 5th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
Now this one is good. It doesn't denigrate any service but does cast a humorous glance in favor of the Marines without really offending anyone.
January 5th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 

Topic: lol


I love this joke!
January 7th, 2005  
Damien
 
Beautiful... just beautiful.
January 12th, 2005  
Ed
 
haha, that was a good one.
January 12th, 2005  
alliehz
 
I love it!
January 19th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 

Topic: yay


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