Which unit is best




 
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Boots
 
September 14th, 2004  
Stafford911
 
 

Topic: Which unit is best


Which Service is Best?

A soldier, a sailor, an airman, and a marine get into an argument about
what armed force is the best. The argument gets so heated that they fail
to see an on-coming truck. They are hit and killed instantly. When they
arrive in heaven, they see Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. So they
decide he can settle their argument. They walk up and ask him, "Saint
Peter, what Military Service is the best?" He thinks for a moment, then
says, "Well, I'm afraid I can't tell you. But I'll tell you what. I'll
talk to God next time I see Him, and I'll find out for you. In the mean
time, welcome to heaven." So they enter. Later, they see Saint Peter
while walking around, and they ask him about their question. But before
Saint Peter can say anything, trumpets blare, a bright light shines, and
a white dove flies out of the light with an envelope in it's beak. Saint
Peter says, "Ah, here's the answer from the Boss." He takes the letter,
and the dove flies off. He opens it, trumpets play, gold dust flies up,
and Saint Peter reads aloud:

FROM THE DESK OF GOD

TO: SOLDIERS, SAILORS, AIRMEN, AND MARINES

RE: WHICH SERVICE IS BEST.

Dear Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines,
All branches of the United States Armed forces are truly honorable.
One should take pride in serving with the Military. You are all
well-trained men, all capable of pulling off your job exceedingly well.
Therefore, there is no superior service.

Sincerely,
God, USMC (Ret.)
September 14th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
September 14th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
That's pretty good.
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August 30th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
September 18th, 2005  
Grimlin
 
 
you had a typo he was supposed to sign it united states army ret.
September 19th, 2005  
c/Commander
 
 
I thought you were Navy JROTC!

Traitor...
September 21st, 2005  
Grimlin
 
 
lol i am but im joining the army after high school navy
September 21st, 2005  
AussieNick
 
What the???? That wasn't funny at all. Sorry, just my personal opinion.
September 26th, 2005  
OORAH
 
 
so true, so true


My dad was in the Corps when Christ was a corporal.

September 26th, 2005  
Padre
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by hoohaa310
so true, so true


My dad was in the Corps when Christ was a corporal.

Watch your language son, or I'll do a R. Lee Ermey.