AJChenMPH
Forum Health Inspector
WHEN I WAS at Fort Dix, N.J., for Army basic training, my father, an Air Force master sergeant, was stationed at Dover Air Force Base in Delaware. I got a weekend pass, and Dad picked me up Friday evening so we could drive home to Massachusetts. On the way, we stopped at a diner. I was wearing my dress greens, and Dad was in dress blues. The waitress looked puzzled as she took our order. "Is something wrong, ma'am?" I asked.
"It's unusual to see men in different services traveling together," she explained.
"That's nothing," Dad replied. "He's taking me home to sleep with his mother!"
--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Douglas Moore
Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
"It's unusual to see men in different services traveling together," she explained.
"That's nothing," Dad replied. "He's taking me home to sleep with his mother!"
--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Douglas Moore
Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
