Two things Navy SEALS are always taught... (vanity joke)




 
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Two things Navy SEALS are always taught... (vanity joke)
 
September 28th, 2005  
phoenix80
 
 

Topic: Two things Navy SEALS are always taught... (vanity joke)


Two things Navy SEALS are always taught... (vanity joke)
Two things Navy SEALS are always taught... (vanity joke)

1. Keep your priorities in order 2. Know when to act without hesitation

A college professor, and devoted atheist, and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.

Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by. " I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!!"

Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"

His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor.

The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!!

The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion.

The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent.

The class looked at him and fell silent...waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken.

He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you, why did you do that?

"God was really busy, protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid sh** and act like an a**hole...so he sent me!!"
September 28th, 2005  
Springfield
 
 
hehe...not bad.
September 30th, 2005  
Ryan17
 
LMFAO!!!!!
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Two things Navy SEALS are always taught... (vanity joke)
October 2nd, 2005  
ghost457
 
 
October 2nd, 2005  
MilidarUSMC
 
 
LOL i like that
October 2nd, 2005  
MoRtArSnCaLiBeRs
 
heck yeah thats awesome!!!!

MoRtArSnCaLiBErs
October 2nd, 2005  
MilidarUSMC
 
 
lol, you got that off myspace didnt ya...yaaaa your not the only one on that .
October 2nd, 2005  
jedi078
 
I saw this several years ago but the SEAL was a Marine.

That said, the great thing about this joke is that you can tailor it for any branch of service or specific unit.
October 2nd, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
funny stuff
October 4th, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
That's pretty good.