May 16th, 2006  

Topic: Twins

My cousin told me this story.

My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, theother day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck -- and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" "Great! Tell me what you're so happy about."

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping upand down, when she told me that she was pregnant!

I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissedher on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!!
Then, she said "Oh, honey. There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to haveTWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said.......

(You're going to love this!)

"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Walmart and they actually had a homepregnancy kit in a twin-pack.......and...both tests came out positive!"

May 16th, 2006  
Italian Guy
May 16th, 2006  
anyone else notice that the a and b at the end are blue and the rest is black...
May 17th, 2006  
Yeah, I noticed that, Armless.
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
that's a good one