True Story...

[The Other Guy]

My parents were out at a fancy restauraunt years ago with some friends, and they got a waiter who was quite possibly a bigger klutz than Gerald Ford. She spilled plates, upended glasses, even poured coffee onto the lap of one unlucky member of the party (let's call him Bob).

The waitress came back to ask if anyone wanted dessert. Bob said, "Sure, do you have anything that goes with this shirt?"

 

[Sevens]

Perfect.

 

[istealfreefood]

great one. My parents and some friends were in Mexico a long time ago and my dad and the other guy went to the restaurant ahead of the ladies. My dad spoke Spanish pretty well and the other guy didnt, but figured some words work in all areas, so he told the waiter to bring "dos menus." The waiter didnt bring menus, but did bring two beers.

 

[Sevens]

Very nice, istealfreefood!!

 

[Team Infidel]

hahahahaha

 

[Mr.Brown]

thats pretty good lets hope she didn't get fired or carry any hot plates to customers :-o

 

[tomtom22]

Funny!!


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