The CPS demanded a statement from "PC Peach" who is actually PD Peach. They were told several times that Peach was actually a police dog but still insisted on a written statement, so the case handler sent this:

Originally Posted by Capt Frogman

The CPS demanded a statement from "PC Peach" who is actually PD Peach. They were told several times that Peach was actually a police dog but still insisted on a written statement, so the case handler sent this:

LOL I LOVE IT. Now this appeals to my sense of humour.

Absolutely hilarious....

I love that tasty part...

Hilarious! Simply hilarious!