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DolphinDancer

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WHAT A WOMAN SAYS:

C'mon....This place is a mess. You and I need to clean.
Your pants are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do the laundry now.

WHAT A MAN HEARS:

C'MON..... blah,blah blah, blah,
YOU AND I Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah
ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah
NO CLOTHES blah, blah,blah blah NOW......

:viking:
 
Yeah, but that takes years of practice. Like imagining it's Sharon Stone saying those things to you.
 
Man, my wife is always looking over my shoulder when I read these things. I am developing a concussion from repeated blows to the back of my head!!
 
Marinerhodes said:
Man, my wife is always looking over my shoulder when I read these things. I am developing a concussion from repeated blows to the back of my head!!

:lol: Maybe you should invest in one of these.

A high speed safety helmet for your high speed internet surfing needs.

MH02-Safety-helmet-500.jpg
 
Marinerhodes said:
Man, my wife is always looking over my shoulder when I read these things. I am developing a concussion from repeated blows to the back of my head!!

Simply explain to her that you are researching how not to treat your Wife. All the while, shake your head and go, tsk! tsk! If you bust out laughing, all bets are off.:(
 
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