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Trends that piss you off.
 
June 15th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Trends that piss you off.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freyja
Cherish your wives and be glad you are not married to a girl from Scandinavia
At our age, we are willing to experiment...
June 15th, 2012  
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by viper2007
I have never scorned any women in my life, save for Mrs Jeltis, my primary school maths teacher... I almost ended up like the guy nailed to the plus sign...

So they (the Scandinavian womenfolk) are trained to use weapons to defend the village... well, that leaves the cooking and washing part for me, I'm fine with that, too...

I am also fine with lust, too..... blood or otherwise.....
You really need to take a trip to Scandinavia. The women there are....shall we use the term lustful?
June 15th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 42RM
It must be the reason why the Danes allow women to serve as combat troops.
I think so, too...

I can just imagine this- me, married to a Scandinavian lady, planning to go for a holiday. Me, sharing with her about which hotel to stay. And she telling me, "No darling, I like this one better. It has a defensive corridor, and the balcony gives you a clear field of fire, and you can spot a tank from 3 miles away, easy... And the neighbours can't hear you scream because the hotel rooms are soundproofed!"

I can just imagined that...
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Trends that piss you off.
June 15th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freyja
*LOL* I make it sound as if all Danish girls were Valkyries.
Actually, I'm not so fierce. I can become one if the situation demands it.
Of course you can, Darling...

The Taliban can testify to that...
June 18th, 2012  
Freyja
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by viper2007
Of course you can, Darling...

The Taliban can testify to that...
The Afghan police can.

I'm used to getting sexual comments from local Afghan men. They usually shut up when I comment on their lack of sexual performance in their own language.

But there was one episode where one of them went too far. This policeman came from behind and put his hands on my boobs while he was making intercourse movements with his abdomen.

My military self-defense training was spontaneously initiated and before he realized what was happening he ended up on the ground with my boot on his private parts and the muzzle of my carbine on his forehead while I in a loud voice, in Pashto, told them that if they violated me a second time, then I would personally drill them a new @sshole with my weapon and then pull the skeleton out through the hole.

I had no problems with them henceforth.
June 18th, 2012  
42RM
 
That's what i would call "making a statement"
My type of girl
June 18th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freyja
The Afghan police can.

I'm used to getting sexual comments from local Afghan men. They usually shut up when I comment on their lack of sexual performance in their own language.

But there was one episode where one of them went too far. This policeman came from behind and put his hands on my boobs while he was making intercourse movements with his abdomen.

My military self-defense training was spontaneously initiated and before he realized what was happening he ended up on the ground with my boot on his private parts and the muzzle of my carbine on his forehead while I in a loud voice, in Pashto, told them that if they violated me a second time, then I would personally drill them a new @sshole with my weapon and then pull the skeleton out through the hole.

I had no problems with them henceforth.
Personally, that bastard deserved what he got, you did the right thing... kick his @ss, he got what he was asking for...

As for the last statement, you sure you are Scandinavian descended?, from what you told that cockroach, you sound like you are Predator descended, and if you are- you are one hot Predator, lady...
June 18th, 2012  
Freyja
 
In some situations its best to behave like a predator.
June 18th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freyja
In some situations its best to behave like a predator.
I believe you would, maam...
June 18th, 2012  
Yossarian
 
 
Ecomonic staglflation and the loss of our youth's future promised by those in office who neglect the irresponsible reckless behavior of bankers and brokers all across the country who are only concerned about immediate personal gain and creating profit without creating more production.

Further more to garuntee that production based expansion itself is infinite and our current economic structure of endless growth will garuntee somehow , miraculously the same standard as they enjoy living to the childeren who must inhereit this greed fueled mess.