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Me sounding annoyed, "HELLO!" Young female telemarketer, "You have won a two week holiday in Malta, all you need to do is pay for your meals and airfare." (Sounding all pleased with herself she said) "What do you think of that." Me, "Not much, I was stationed there at RAF Luqa on detachment, its a sh!te hole." Young female telemarketer went very quiet, then said quietly "So you don't want it then?" Me, "Why would I go back to a sh!te hole that I hated, have you ever been there?" Young female telemarketer, "Erm no." Me, "There's nothing there, it's a barren rock in the middle of the Med." Young female telemarketer, "So you don't want it then?" Me, "NO!" Young female telemarketer, "Erm, OK thank you." My apologies to any Maltese, I did actually like the place. |
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My response to a telemarketer has always been to indulge in questions like these- 1. So you do this for a living, what are you wearing now? 2. I need to know your working address, so I can return the product if I do not like it. 3. Can person with mental illness buy these? 4. I know someone who bought these and died soon after that. Will that happen to me too? 5. How did you get these number? I keep telling the constable not to release it to anyone... 6. Where is my mother? I have not seen her for days. Have you found her? Never failed to have the person hang up immediately.... |
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