Tough Loan Standards!

December 3rd, 2008  

Topic: Tough Loan Standards!

Out of the Navy and ready to buy my own home, I filled out the veterans loan forms and mailed them away. But what I didn't realize was that I had placed the forms in the envelope containing a lock of hair from my two-year-old son's first haircut. Two weeks later I received this note: "Enclosed is your loan certificate. Regardless of what you were told, we really don't need a sample of your DNA."

-- Francis T. Jimmis

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
December 3rd, 2008  
Very nice!!!
December 4th, 2008  
Team Infidel
very nice...........
December 4th, 2008  
At least he got it. If they did test it, t would raise some eyebrows.
March 14th, 2009  
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