Top Ten Ways Trevor Immelman's Life Has Changed Since Winning The Masters

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Top Ten Ways Trevor Immelman's Life Has Changed Since Winning The Masters

"I've been elevated from 'Unknown' to 'Obscure'"

"Thanks to the prize money, I no longer have to buy generic root beer"

"Suddenly I don't look so foolish for trademarking 'Immelmania'"

"I'm BFF's with Lauren and Heidi from 'The Hills'"

"President Bush called to congratulate me on winning Wimbledon"

"When my caddy reccomends a club I can say, 'Excuse me, how many Masters have you won?'"

"Invited to Masters Winners Week on 'Jeopardy'"

"I get a lifetime supply of them little pencils"

"Guess who's playing 36 holes with the Pope this weekend?"

"Get to put my arm around Tiger Woods and say, 'Maybe next year'"
 
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