Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image

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Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image

Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts"

Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop

Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like "BLAGOOOOYYYYYJEVICH"

Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest

Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape

Change his name to Barod Obamavich

Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River

I don't know...how about showing up for his impeachment trial?

Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!"

Uhhh...resign?
 
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