Top Ten Ways To Make The U.S. Open More Exciting

[Team Infidel]

Top Ten Ways To Make The U.S. Open More Exciting

Ten ball boys, nine uniforms

Extra point awarded for nailing opponent in the Adam's apple

Ball replaced with ready-to-hatch ostrich egg

Uh, cookies?

Bring in some of them Olympic beach volleyball babes

Make Federer even more Federerer

Two words: 'lectrified net

Players must begin match with blood alcohol levels of .10

Get Andy Dick to spice up the Gatorade

Even though she has no experience, put Sarah Palin in the finals

 

[Sevens]

Love the drunk players and electric net ideas. I might even watch it then.

 

[dragonfett]

I'm actually partial to the Sara Palin one. Or maybe full contact golf.

 

[tomtom22]

Hahahaha!!!!

 

[A Can of Man]

FULL CONTACT GOLF!!!!!!! Finally it's going to be something worth watching.

 

[justin1552]

Either that, or instead of golf clubs, we give them stingers.